February 26th, 2010 by Max
“If you’ve spent any time trolling the blogosphere, you’ve probably noticed a peculiar literary trend: the pervasive habit of writers inexplicably placing exclamation points at the end of otherwise unremarkable sentences. Sort of like this! This is done to suggest an ironic detachment from the writing of an expository sentence! It’s supposed to signify that the writer is self-aware! And this is idiotic. It’s the saddest kind of failure. F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that’s not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can’t tell if what they’re creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It’s an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they’re being entertained. Of course, the reader really isn’t sure, either. They just want to know when they’re supposed to pretend that they’re amused. All those extraneous exclamation points are like little splatters of canned laughter: They represent the “form of funny,” which is more easily understood (and more easily constructed) than authentic funniness. I suppose the counter-argument is that Tom Wolfe used a lot of exclamation points, too… but I don’t think that had anything to do with humor or insecurity. The Wolfe-Man was honestly stoked about LSD and John Glenn. I bet he didn’t even own a TV. It was a different era!”
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Chuck Klosterman, Eating the Dinosaur (via fimoculous)
Shots fired.
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I disagree.
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I have noticed the peculiar literary trend of writers compulsively writing Humourous Essays about how some piece of 30-year-old pop cultural ephemera (or basketball) totally explains So Much About Society When You Think About It, but no, I hadn’t noticed the exclamation point thing.
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ahhhhh! irony!!! sarcasm!!! cynicism!!!!! THE INTERNET!!!! blogs!!!!!!!!!!! frivolity!!!
Chuck Klosterman has looked into the hearts of bloggers and their audiences and found us wanting.
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February 25th, 2010 by Max
culturefink:
Scorcese attempts to do Lynch crossed with circa 1995 Bryan Singer. You do the math.
I did the math—and the result… was awesome.
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February 23rd, 2010 by Max

I don’t remember Plushenko winning a “platinum medal” but if his website says so I guess it must have happened.
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February 22nd, 2010 by Max
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February 19th, 2010 by Max
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February 19th, 2010 by Max
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February 19th, 2010 by Max
“I’m gonna be real straight with you,” Baldwin told ABC’s Jonathan Karl. “I am not happy about the way things are. I pray for President Obama every single day. But tell you what. Homey made this bed, now he has got to lay in it.”
“‘Homey’ being President Obama?” Karl asked.
“That is correct,” Baldwin said.
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February 18th, 2010 by Max

Larry Gopnik: And… what happened to the goy?
Rabbi Nachtner: The goy? Who cares?
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February 16th, 2010 by Max
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